You know how when you workout a lot your boobs get smaller. Mine don’t seem understand to understand that logic, they do the reverse… Gah why this?
AT MY BROTHER’S SCHOOL BAND SHOWCASE THERE WAS A CONTEST AND THE WINNER GOT TO CONDUCT THE BAND WITH THE SONG OF THEIR CHOICE AND THE GUY WHO WON CHOSE THE STAR TREK THEME SONG AND BEFORE HE STARTED CONDUCTING HE TURNED TO THE AUDIENCE AND DRAMATICALLY RIPPED OFF HIS SHIRT AND HE WAS WEARING A STARFLEET UNIFORM UNDERNEATH IM DYING
Marry him. Marry him and never let him go.